一个前台小姐的爆笑英语

有天来了个老外，走进办公室。前台小姐看到大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，于是发生了下面一幕——
前台小姐：“Hello!"
老外：“Hi!"
前台小姐：“You have what thing?"
老外：“Can you speak English?"
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speak what?"
老外：“ Can anybody else speak English?"
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!"
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?"
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, what a little, you on earth have what thing?"
老外：“ I want to speak to your head."
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"

what a little
系咩啊?

引用第2楼兜巴猩于2006-09-05 14:50发表的“”:
what a little
系咩啊?

同问

英语能力有待提高~

呵呵

笑死了，全是中式英语。

中式鸡肠

THESE ARE CHINGLISH~

跟上次的，HOW OLD ARE YOU（为什么老是你）？一样啊，哈哈。。。。。。

中文式英语。。。。CHINENGLISH

what??????

CHINGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!

I SEE

我的英语都系很差

“ I want to speak to your head。”
系咩意思?

中国式英语，我都算系英语白痴啦，估吾到有人仲白痴过我，愁晒！

5明白的说...

有好D的么

........巨唔系啊?
我都自认为我英语好过巨了...

引用第22楼w.w.于2006-11-10 00:42发表的“”:
........巨唔系啊?
我都自认为我英语好过巨了...

我唔信!!

引用第23楼米一粒于2006-11-10 00:44发表的“”:

我唔信!!

边由得你唔信

I not know you say what