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恶搞山中大学西方学院断网事件(个人娱乐)『19号更新』

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下面是Xx同学对该学院断网事件的采访笔记
xx同学:同学请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
A同学:没时间啊,忙啊?
xx同学:就一下打扰一下可以吗?就是对我们学院断网线的看法?
A同学:你早说吗?对断网的看法啊 ,什么时候断啊 ,什么是断网啊 ?
xx同学:从今天起啊,每天晚上都要断啊,就是象灰姑娘一样啊,一到时间就不能干某事啊?
A同学:那究竟什么是断网啊?
xx同学:这个,这个啊 (电话有振动)不好意思有信息,这么大的一件事啊?(说完xx同学以接近光速的速度跑了)。。。。。。。。。。。

Xx同学:同学请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
B同学:可以啊,什么调查啊
xx同学:哦是这样的,你有上网吗?如果有你对学校断网有什么看法啊 ?
b同学:tmd,xxxxxxxxxxxx,香蕉xxxx波罗xxxxxx
xx同学:看来你很激动啊........
b同学:为什么不激动啊,不能玩网游已经是一件不能容忍的事了,它还要在11点断网线xxxxxxxx
xx同学:看来这位同学有些激动。。。。。。(心中想的,要的就是这种效果,哈哈哈哈哈)

x同学:同学请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
c同学:可以啊
xx同学:你对断网有什么看法啊
c同学:没断网的时候,一上完课,一口气上5楼,不费劲。断网后,一口气,能不能踏出教室也成问题。
xx同学:谢谢你接受调查(明显就是广告看多了 ,不过说得够真实)

x同学:同学请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
d同学:没问题啊
xx同学:请问你对断网的看法
d同学:断网啊,断网后,睡眠充足了,用手机上网的时间多了,手机使用量高了
xx同学:那还有什么影响吗?
d同学:现在想睡觉了
xx同学:哦,那打扰了(上网一族)

x同学:同学请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
e同学:有什么事啊(这个时候还来烦我,你个香蕉xxx)
x同学:就是关于我们学校断网的事情啊,你有什么看法啊 (一脸书呆子的样子)
e同学:断网啊,可以接受啊(妈的ABCD,烦死人了。好端端的断网线,我杀了他)
x同学:请问你为什么这么说啊(果然是书呆子啊)
e同学:因为这样我们可以好好学习了(要是你是学院的狗撇子,那我cs和魔兽还能玩吗?)
x同学:那你能说说你四年的目标吗(就是有你这种人才会断网的)
e同学:当然是中大的文凭了(我终于有时间回复我以前的cs与魔兽的水平了,哈哈,你可以回家睡觉了我还要回去玩游戏啊)
x同学:你祝你目标达成了(再采访下去我会打人的啊)
e同学:谢谢了(好了,我终于可以回去抽我的游戏了)

x同学:同学们请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?(一对情侣)
fg同学:可以啊没问题啊,不要太久啊,我们很忙的(该死的电灯泡)
x同学:你们对断网有什么看法啊(好一对gnv啊)
fg同学:断网后,我们两见面的时间多了好多啊(使用学院的短号率是大大提升啊)
x同学:哈哈哈哈哈,祝你们天长地久啊,谢谢你接受采访啊

x同学:绿辅导员请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
绿辅导员:可以啊可以帮助学生是我的荣幸(你妈的ABCD打扰我玩手机,去见恐龙)
xx同学:请问学校断网你是怎么看的啊
绿辅导员:断的好啊,学生就可以认真学习了(终于不用一大早去查房了,可以好好料理我的好牙齿了)
xx同学:那许多学生会抱怨的
绿辅导员:我们会好好辅导他们的(谁敢抱怨就扣学分,你妈的ABCD到底什么时候结束啊,我还要打手机,发信息啊)
xx同学:谢谢你接受采访啊(叼你个大鸡腿啊,没人性啊)
绿辅导员:不用客气(终于结束了)

x同学:xx工程师,请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
xx工程师:可以啊?,为什么不可以啊(我还要去打网游呢,你倒是快点啊)
x同学:哦,是这样的你对学校这次断网有什么看法(鸡蛋砸死你,你这个ABCD,自己一个人享受)
XX工程师:哦,这次是我操刀的,这样有利与同学们的学习,有利于促进同学的发展啊,这是学院一个明智的决定(以后不用老是盯着电脑了,可以安心睡觉了,哇咔咔)
x同学:哦谢谢不介意我再问你一个问题吧,就是关于封端口的事,你有什么看法啊 (你xx的ABCD,害我无法玩网游,我砸死你)
xx工程师:同样这是促进同学们学习的,有利于防止同学沉溺与网游(以后我玩网游的时候,就畅通无阻了,我上xx颜色网站的时候就不会卡了,哇咔咔)
x同学:但这样会引起很多人的不满的
xx工程师:我们也理解,因为我们也是刚从你们这个年纪走过来的(你xx的ABCD,我们那时就是被虐待过来的,现在终于轮到我们了,哇咔咔,终于可以。。。。。。。。。)
x同学:谢谢你接受采访啊(快闪,这么串,这么7普,在这样下去会出人命的)
xx工程师:不用谢谢,能帮你们学生是我们的荣幸啊(快点结束啊,我要去玩网游,我要看xx色网站,在烦我,我就封你IP)

x同学:帅哥,请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?『学校超市的人』
A先生:可以啊,我最喜欢,跟学生讲话了
x同学:请问学校断网,对你们的生意有什么影响啊
A先生:生意是大大下降啊(还好我们的老板有预见性,先把东西升价,现在才不会亏本啊)
x同学:为什么啊
A先生:因为现在很少人来买零食了,可能因为他们不熬夜了(学校也真是的,断我们的财路啊)
x同学:那你们有什么对策啊(奸商)
A先生:我们就是降价促销了(还好之前有提前升价)
x同学:谢谢你接受采访啊(巴不得你们没生意)

x同学:保安大哥,请问可以帮忙做个调查吗?
B先生:可以啊,你们能调查我们是我们的荣幸啊,我以为我们被人忽视了
x同学:你是说哪的话啊?我们可是很敬重你的,(最近舌头滑了许多)就是学校断网后,对你们的工作有什么影响啊?
B先生:哈哈哈哈哈,谢谢啊,最近我们的工作多了好多啊
x同学:为什么呢
B先生:哦,最近有好多同学在路上踢球,打球,搞得我们老是要去驱赶他们,搞得我们TM的两面不是人啊,我们也不想的,但是与我们的工资紧密相联啊
x同学:你们不是隶属那xxx的公司的吗?
B先生:是啊,我们是隶属啊,但他们受聘于学校啊,搞得天气这么冷,我们还要整天站在这里,我们也会冷的啊
x同学:哦不好意思啊,是我们让你们费心了,不好意思打扰你拉
B先生:不会啊,我们都是站在这里很无聊的,有你们跟我们聊天,我们会很高兴的,哈哈哈哈

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就是秦
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30蚊一个月换来甘既网络限制,断网不特只,仲要封端口,梦幻西游几百个服得八九个玩到,仲有,休闲游戏例如Q堂,街篮全天候无得玩,KUGOO,BT无得用,简直想打人啊
LZ别说得这么明显啊!晕@#
最后一段太偏激了
表示不理解
如有雷同,纯属巧合
人身攻击```` 呵呵
不错不错不错
没有人体攻击啊
砸死!!
引用第10楼粗眉仔于2006-12-19 12:57发表的“”:
30蚊一个月换来甘既网络限制,断网不特只,仲要封端口,梦幻西游几百个服得八九个玩到,仲有,休闲游戏例如Q堂,街篮全天候无得玩,KUGOO,BT无得用,简直想打人啊

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坚决反对断网!!!!断网意味着断掉了与外部的联系,使我们无法正常的获取有关的学习资料,想要下载一些学习课件也出现问题,要知道,学习是非常重要的,我们要获取丰富的知识,就要多途径的,然而网络就是一个很好的途径,对将来的就业也会有很大的帮助!!!
绝对支持!!~~
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